Tag: funny
member name: Jay H.
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September 03, 2008 08:44 PM EDT --
Qualified
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane . He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if . . . more
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March 24, 2008 04:21 PM EDT --
The whole truth
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, . . . more
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November 29, 2007 09:25 PM EST --
I got this in an e-mail today
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March 12, 2008 04:46 PM EDT --
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half . . . more
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December 22, 2007 02:33 PM EST --
YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS ONE, LOL HAVE TO READ IT ALL !
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 01, 2007
RE: Christmas Party
I'm . . . more
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February 08, 2008 12:10 AM EST --
I was looking for love in all the wrong places 5 yrs I'v been looking. Then I looked under my bed and I could not beleave my eyes. There in the back was something could it be yes my love . . . more
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February 27, 2008 11:07 PM EST --
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
Body: There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their ass is too fat............ . . . more
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February 29, 2008 01:33 AM EST --
The other day I was sitting on a bench with a friend there was a lot of people in the room. Well we had been talking for some time. He started looking around the room doing the people . . . more
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July 26, 2008 10:34 PM EDT --
Service
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the
word "service." "It's the act of doing things for . . . more
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October 26, 2007 02:15 PM EDT --
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side:
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! . . . more
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March 17, 2008 11:15 PM EDT --
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm . . . more
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February 28, 2007 11:00 PM EST --
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.
3) . . . more
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February 25, 2008 10:59 PM EST --
Senior's Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'senior's special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said. . . . more
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February 26, 2007 11:16 PM EST --
1) No mater how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2) When your mum is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3) . . . more
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March 20, 2007 08:50 PM EDT --
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her to some place expensive.
So I took her to the gas station.
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September 17, 2007 08:06 PM EDT --
I got this email to me today funny.
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent . . . more
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